I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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