i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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