Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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