OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
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on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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