My first STD was from a foam party
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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