somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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