Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I don't want my vagina anymore.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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