Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
babies were throwing up all over the place
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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