So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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