WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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