She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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