Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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