I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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