i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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