Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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I think pants incapable of making pants work
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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