have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the day after is always just damage control
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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