I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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