ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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