4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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