do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
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Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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