"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Pappa wants mamma naked
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
honey bunches of taint.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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