Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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