Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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