Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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