i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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