Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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