Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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