I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
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