it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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