doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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