so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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