I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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