were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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