Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
farters have to be the big spoon...
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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