yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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