Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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