no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
tell me about the fingering
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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