Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Drake has all the answers
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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