Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He passed out mid-signature
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Randomize
