have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.