Having a random hookup so left but love u
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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