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  I hope mine doesn't look like that

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• (631): View more from New York

  Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Less talking, more tequila

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• (310): View more from California

  When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.

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• (323): View more from California

  I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward

  (213): View more from California

  There's a lil minaj in everyone

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• (858): View more from California

  I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys

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  this is not a drill

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