so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
She made me pour olive oil on her.