I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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