hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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