I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you would pick up someone in the library
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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