Sry I called you an 8
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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