I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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