is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I enjoy the company of your penis
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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