The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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