Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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