Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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