So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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