Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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