I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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