i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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