he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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