My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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