Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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