Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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