I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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